... come to Oxford.
We can go punting,
which is, basically, Oxford's take on the gondola.
Long flat boats are pushed (or "punted") along the shallow river bed
with giant poles that push you along the muddy banks below.
Except forget about the opera-singing gondolier to chauffeur you.
You move the boat yourself...
and it's really hard!
But don't worry,
it's also loads of fun.
You can pack a picnic...
... see a really pretty side of Oxford...
... get your friend to punt you along...
... and then stop in for tea when you're finished.
It's good, cheap fun,
I tell ya.
You're gonna love it.
*all images original to Aspiring Kennedy.