Coming to My Senses.


When I was little, I loved me some potty humor.

In fact, so much so 
that I named my hamster "Toot"
when I was three years old.

I still giggle when I think about it.

That, my friends, is humor at it's finest.

Joking about farting, peeing, burping...
it's all pretty hilarious.

But in real life, 
eh... not so much.

I know a lot of couples think farting around each other is funny...
but I'm not that cool.

The concept of breathing in someone else's poop particles 
is rather alarming to me
and turns me into a bit of a nose-up prude.

But there's a new sheriff in town.

One who cares nothing 
for my rules and environmental preferences
and who works them out
without a care in the world.

And I, ashamedly, find it completely hilarious.









Yes, this was an entire blog
centered on baby farts.

We can go back to talking about
other important topics like Mediterranean beaches,
 cute summer sandals & fancy cakes tomorrow.



*all images original to Aspiring Kennedy


60 comments:

  1. Oh my word, those faces - particularly the last one!

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  2. KNOCK KNOCK

    (who's there?)

    I EAT MOP.

    (I eat mop who?)

    YOU EAT YOUR POO? GROSS!

    hehe :)

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  3. She is going to love those photos when she is a teenager. ;)

    Bonnie Rose | A Compass Rose

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  4. This was a prefect way to start my morning..hilarious and precious all at once.

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  5. You'll get a kick out of this one. My son when he was little and would let one out....he would say "Excuse me - that was a burp from my bottom~" Out of the mouths of babes. You think your daughter is funny now, just you wait until she begins to speak from the other end....of her lovely lips!
    pve

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  6. That last one...oh my gosh!!!! This post has certainly put a smile on my face on a boring working day. She is just the most adorable baby EVER!!!!

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  7. Her face is priceless! Those big Bette Davis eyes - so sweet!

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  8. we make the same faces when we fart

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  9. Those faces!! She's a ham...so, so cute...even when she toots. :)

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  10. Look at all those great faces! So cute!

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  11. OMG I am dying. That last picture!!!! She is so expressive! So adorable!

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  12. Oh, hilarious! That last picture is the sweetest, funniest, most adorable pic ever! Thanks for that great way to start the day! :)

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  13. agreed. all the way. i can't believe the number of times i talk about baby farts and poops in a given day now.

    they're hilarious.

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  14. I LOVE it! Our 2 month old baby girl can out-fart and out-burp any over-the-road truck driver. It's hilarious. Until she does it in church ... ;-)

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  15. HA! that is way too funny! I definitely am like you and don't really "get" how some people find that funny as adults. But whenever a kid does it, I can't stop laughing. Maybe because I think it's ok for them to do it? I don't know. The last picture cracks me up!

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  16. Now that is a look of surprise! Lol thanks for a good laugh. You have the cutest lil toot in bloglsnd

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  17. Hahahahahahaha. The last two are the best.

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  18. oh, her faces! crazy little girl. :) she's going to have fun looking back on these some day.

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  19. Lol. These pics are adorable and hilarious!

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  20. Hahahah these are amazing photos. She is so teeny tiny but so expressive!

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  21. Ha ha, I love all her funny faces! Adorable.

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  22. these photos are hilarious! she is just precious.

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  23. That last picture. I'm dying. :)

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  24. You have to show her these photos when she's older. Hilarious!! :)

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  25. hahahahaha - YES!!! this is what motherhood is all about. (among other like-topics) :)

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  26. Oh my God!!
    Thank you! Thank you for the loudest, craziest and most sincere fit of laughter of the week!!
    You are one crazy mamma and baby V is awesome!!
    ;)

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  27. Hilarious. V opens up a whole new world of blog topics and while yes the travel is great, I want to hear more V!

    Relevant/irrelevant these look a lot like my dance faces. High five V!

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  28. Hahaha oh goodness, this just cracked me up. Those facial expressions! Too funny!

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  29. Oh my god, those faces! I can't even!
    This is an awesome post!
    XO, Rachel

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  30. Those faces are priceless!! She's cute even when she farts. :)

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  31. This post made my day--your little girl is a doll (even if she is farting haha)

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  32. Holy cow those poo faces are simply amazing. I love it. hahaha

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  33. No no Mediterranean beaches!!!
    I love soo much that little baby!!!and all that funny faces!!

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  34. OMG! This just made my day! The faces!! So, so good.

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  35. That last photo is the best! And the fact you named your hamster toot.

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  36. Oh this is brilliant. And that last picture?! HILARIOUS!! xx

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  37. her faces are priceless. you are gonna have soooo much ammo against her in high school.

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  38. she is going to kill you one day for these photos but they are so priceless!
    i love baby poo/fart faces.
    they kill me!

    xo the egg out west.

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  39. Oh my gosh! This is one of the best posts EVER! I'm not a gasser.. don't even like saying the "f" word, but her expressions... priceless!!
    Emily at Amazing Grapes

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  40. the 4th picture is priceless ... Viola looks like she even surprised herself a bit! Just don’t show these pictures to her future boyfriend/husband, that way she can keep him thinking that ladies never do these unmentionable things. It’s just a guy thing! (that is what my best friend in college tried to convince all of our guy friends)

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  41. I should NOT read your blog while drinking tea - it nearly ended up on my monitor this morning when I read this post. Such funny, funny pics!

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  42. This is the absolute perfect end to my day!

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  43. The little boy I care for finds all things "poop" hilarious.
    He also forces himself to fart in the bath tub.
    I have to admit, I giggle. :)

    Love,
    Manda from Eat Cake

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  44. I laughed out loud, your little baby is so funny . Love her faces!!!!

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  45. Haha, I love this! I went to a women's bible study breakfast when my little guy was about 2 months old. He stayed in the meeting with me since he was so little (the majority of the other kiddos were in the nursery). Right after a very moving and emotional testimony was given by the speaker, she asked us to bow our heads in prayer --- during the complete silence in a room of about 60-70 women, my little guy ripped the loudest fart he had ever mustered up. Everyone busted out laughing. I was a bit embarrassed, but it was too funny. My husband was very impressed with little guy's timing. These little people are endless entertainment. XO, Chels

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  46. SHE HAS THE MOST EXPRESSIVE FACE I'VE EVER SEEN. It's precious. She's going to grow up to be just as funny as her Mama.

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  47. So beautiful, so alert!
    Can't decide which photo I love more!
    www.rsrue.blogspot.com

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  48. Hilarious, I loved taking pics of my nephews crazy faces when he was that little:)

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  49. Haha, those faces completely narrated every word you wrote. The sweetest!

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  50. Lol I have a feeling that last photo is going to haunt her. Love it!
    #thankGodourparentsdidntblog

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  51. Laughing so hard! I think she's already inherited your adorable personality!!!

    xx Elizabeth

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  52. These pictures are priceless!!! Good afternoon laugh. Love it!

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  53. oh my gosh. I know I've read this post a few times but that last photo GETS ME GOOD.

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  54. That last picture is TOO GOOD. Hilarious!

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