Happy Birthday Gwyneth!




You're gorgeous, well-bred, impossibly cultured, and the biggest food snob the media knows...

And, oh, you have that leggy gaunt figure...

{ sigh }




The only thing left to wish you
 at this point in life...
 is your own television network.


You are all that 
an Aspiring Kennedy 
could hope to be.






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8 comments:

  1. oh queen of all that it is goop, happy b-day! wonder if she'll let herself eat a tiny bite of something not vegan or organic? nah!

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  2. lovely my fellow Libra Girl! happy bday! xoxo

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  3. I know a lot of people don't but I love Gwyneth. Happy Birthday to her!

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  4. she's great, i so love her in Emma. i had no idea she was vegan?

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  5. i dont care what they say about her... happy birthday to a really cool woman...

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  6. Now I have the perfect excuse to indulge in a glass of wine on a Monday...in honor of Gwyneth, of course.

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  7. She is such a lovely woman. Cheers to her and you!

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